The Spoonbill Generator

A Plurality Because Of Our Nausea

Let's not forget the little ones [loaf]

For nits will soon be lice [Kansas Sam]

And if we all stick to our guns [Roland]

They'll not breed more than twice [Ethetran]

Though twice is plenty: breeding pairs [loaf]

Can cause the loss of more than hairs [Beefy ]

My cousin's cousin Creaky Bill [Roland]

Is on friendly terms with vermin [Karin]

But these he does not like to kill [Apsley]

He's tickled by their squirmin' [Karin]

The weevil, cockroach and the vole [loaf]

- Giggles from Bill they oft cajole [Karin]

And thus, before his grave is dug [loaf]

- Ere Bill is food for worms - [Kansas Sam]

The postman decimates the pug [Apsley]

And peels the pachyderms [Roland]

The better to array the corpus [Beefy ]

As dinner for a porpoise [Karin]


Contributors: loaf, Kansas Sam, Roland, Ethetran, Beefy, Karin, Apsley.
Poem finished: 2nd February 2004 by Beefy.