The Spoonbill Generator

Oh, innocents, listen in time [Gilbert]

Oy, ye vagrants, witness thy words [jm]

Avoid an existence of crime [Gilbert]

Or you'll be pecked by lusty birds [Apsley]

Set foot not on sacred ground [L. Cushman]

Ye disbelievers, please take heed [Beefy ]

Utter not a profane sound [Karin]

Or cursed will be thy breed [Big Andy]

If I had been virtuous, I'm sure [Gilbert]

My listeners, hark to the heart of my tale. [Gussie]

For all that here have gone before [Ethetran]

Or missed the boat as it set sail [chaise]