The Spoonbill Generator

This caustic little ditty [Apsley]

Despised by one or two [Roland]

Hurts a little bitty [jm]

When straining in the loo [asdf]

It makes one scream for pity [Karin]

This stubborn number two [Grayman]

This high sardonic treatise [Beefy ]

Deposed by all on Sunday [chaise]

Will ward off diabetes [Roland]

If science gets there one day [Beefy ]

It may persuade a fetus [Karin]

To favor creme brulee [jm]

This fanfaronade filled verse [Big Andy]

Dismissed for having fun [Beefy ]

And branded with a curse [Roland]

Will cause one's nose to run [Beefy ]

As fast as any hearse [loaf]

Or stallion's number one [Beefy ]

This doggerel delicious [Roland]

Disdained by solemn souls [Karin]

Who deem the content vicious [Roland]

Will take ironic tolls [jm]

Until that day auspicious [loaf]

In hell, tongues stick to poles [jm]