Thesis For A Standard Text
Said the shaman to the showman
Show me first your shame
If you defy the omen
Mash and wash this man and woman
Said the showman to the shaman
Use your secret name
To scarify the stamen
That paralysed the cayman
Said the layman to the lowman
Loan me first your lame
And yield unto the yeoman
Everywhere you go, man ...
Said the lowman to the layman
Fetch someone to blame
But not that blasted shaman
Or we he'll be a mamin'
Said the binman to the barman
"Woss your bleedin' game?"
"I want another jar, man!"
So much for Tutankhamen
Said the barman to the binman
"That's the price of fame"
Just go and ask The Tin Man
In the alley known as Tin Pan
Said the batman to the bowman
"Aren't you glad you came?"
"Yes, but tis time to go, man."
'Twas too hot for a snowman
Said the bowman to the batman
"Light my sacred flame,"
"Before the bloody VAT man
Sends us all to Kathman... du!"
| Contributors: | Roland, chaise, jm, Stacy Alexander, TG, loaf, Beefy, asdf, Lee, Ethetran. |
| Poem finished: | 28th January 2004 by Anon.. |