Paternity Proves Nothing
Crayfish, lobster, crab
Are brewing sarin, sources say
But who can trust a source these days?
Crayfish, with a little help
Will smuggle in the toxic brew
And make anagrams to fill the news
Lobsters, though they toe the line
Seldom fill the pot unbidden
Or waste their breath in opium dens
Crabs, left unattended
Prove adept with the sealing knife
But squeal the notes they play on fifes
Crayfish, lobster, crab
Contributors: | loaf, Kansas Sam, Beefy, P, Apsley, Grayman, Roland, Ethetran, asdf. |
Poem finished: | 24th January 2004 by Anon.. |