The Dimmer-Switch Disease
Jeeze, I can't find my knees
I'm embonpoint--what's worse, I often sneeze
Damn, don't know who I am
But I know that my arm is the size of a ham
Everybody knows the french make cheese
Though all things told, they're rather hard to please
Hold her in your arms you can feel her disease
Contracted from a swarm of killer bees
Addiction is just a word we can't do without
Addition is what missing a 'c' is about
Blast, I can't go so fast
But I go well enough that I'm never in last
Contributors: | (trad), F, Big Andy, Nigel Sly, Stacy Alexander, Beefy, Ezio, jm, Ethetran. |
Poem finished: | 21st January 2004 by Anon.. |