Whom To Enchant?
Be glad that Wall Street's closed today
The bulls and bears on hold
For they your hopes will soon betray
As sellers short foretold
Be glad you won't be getting mail
No statements need you hide
Nor will you have to post the bail
Nor flirt with suicide
Be glad to have a day's respite
From jobbing on the floor
A day when you don't have to fight
Nor face the brokers' roar
Be glad the market's roar is hushed
Enjoy the lightened load
And, when your testicles are crushed,
Rejoice they sha'n't explode
Contributors: | Kansas Sam, F, Apsley, loaf, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 20th January 2004 by Anon.. |