The Spoonbill Generator

My wife is nibbling at my neck [Lee]

While I devour Elaine's [loaf]

I know it's sick, but what the heck [F]

You've all got mouldy brains [Roland]

That are not bettered by a trek [Apsley]

So get some dubbin on those boots [loaf]

As I buff up Marie's [Apsley]

Since you and she are in cahoots [loaf]

You've got the means to please [Beefy ]

With all the right-sized attributes! [loaf]