The Spoonbill Generator

To those who'd venture off the brink, atop a fold-up scooter, [Kansas Sam]

I say "You're doomed to drown or sink!" Unless already neuter [P]

Offer now your private parts before the surgeon's knife [loaf]

Or else that milk you get for free will buy your ass a wife [asdf]

- The dullard slowly starts to see, and goes to get a life [Beefy ]