Invaders From Rabbit-holes, Snout First
Mars is being explored--and wow, are we excited!
Where else can you see pictures like those?
If only we knew where the Beagle alighted
(I'm sure we'll find NASA secretly knows)
The scientists grin wide--sho'nuf, Mars is red!
That's worth spending millions of dollars to know
Has it water - or life? Let's ask Marvin instead
A thousand years, Earth used up & Mars, the new in place to go.
Unlike sci-fi flicks portrayed--Mars is not that scary!
No bug-eyed critters with acid blood
It turns out it's not in the least bit Dan Darey
But that doesn't mean that the venture's a dud
Could someone please dust Mars--it's clearly a mess!
Should some worm leave must stars- - tits deary a breast
And who's a Martian? Well. uh, Rover I confess.
And that's all we'll really find out, I suggest
| Contributors: | F, Beefy, Grayman, Kansas Sam, Gussie, N, Ethetran, Nigel sly. |
| Poem finished: | 9th January 2004 by Grayman. |