The Spoonbill Generator

Love, shmov--I'm jaded now [F]

Matters of the heart no longer hold any charms for me [Karin]

I've had it up to here with "torrid" [Anon.]

I'd rather settle down in my chair with a paper and a jazz CD [TG]

No more for me the heat of passion [Big Andy]

That post coitum animal triste [F]

And though I doubt it's fashionable, I must say at least [TG]

That Viagra don't revitalize - and Levitra darn sure don't levitate [Kansas Sam]