Hake Sprouts
My sister, Sue, has several suitors
So the chance she'll choose the choicest
Among the ones who are not neuters
Becomes less as bourbon makes her boist'rous
My father, Frederick, flashes females
Halogen headlights on high beam
And pesters them with annoying emails
Trying to tempt them into joining his team
My brother Bruce is brusque and brutish
A hairy ham-fisted hardly-human hunk
Who's crass and cranky; cold - yet coyly cutish
He just jettisons jeune filles like so much junk
| Contributors: | F, Kansas Sam, Karin, Beefy, Grayman. |
| Poem finished: | 1st January 2004 by Anon.. |