The Spoonbill Generator

Splat Went The Fig Custard Fruitcakes

Kaboom and kerplunk, vavoom and achoo [F]

It's trying, at Christmas, there's so much to do [Beefy ]

Powie and whammo, zowie and schwing [F]

There's a tree to be trimmed and carols to sing [Big Andy]

Heirloom and car junk, mushroom and a shoe [Nigel Sly]

Please throw it out, Dear, to make room for the new [Kansas Sam]

Contributors: F, Beefy, Big Andy, Nigel Sly, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 27th December 2003 by Anon..