Poets Into Beasts
I know what it's like to be a poet.
Though sometimes I don't want to show it
So I blow up my dinghy and row it
Yes, I'm a seafaring kiss-and-tell poet!
I know what it's like to be an author
There's always so much fuss and pother
So I've picked that oar and this oar for
Yes, I'm a seafaring piss-and-moan author!
I know what it's like to be an ah-tist
Though sometimes I'd lief be a Chartist
I am so incredibly modest
Yes, I'm a seafaring hit-and-run autist!
I know what it's like to be a writer
Though I'd rather be an ornery blighter
Than pull off another damn'd all-nighter
Yes, I'm a seafaring buck-and-wing fighter!
Contributors: | Q, F, Kansas Sam, N, Padfoot, Beefy, archaeopteryx, Irene Adler, loaf. |
Poem finished: | 12th December 2003 by Anon.. |