The Spoonbill Generator

Abuse Of Frequent Positivism

While I was panhandling one bright sunny day [F]

Sifting away, sifting away [Beefy ]

I came upon a pod of gleaners [skokes]

Not to mention several weiners [F]

In the bottom of my tray [Grayman]

While I was orating one bleak winter morn [F]

Giving it that, giving it that [Grayman]

I stumbled on a chance remark [Beefy ]

That left my audience in the dark [Ethetran]

The monologue fell flat [Grayman]

While I was canoodling one dull afternoon [Beefy ]

Getting it on, getting it on [N]

I chanced upon a bald raccoon [F]

His hair had clearly had a prune [N]

(He stayed with me till dawn) [F]

While I was persnickety that happy fateful morn [Q]

Picking on him, picking on her [F]

I fancied a fabulous raconteur [Q]

Narrating how he was lovelorn [F]

(I stayed with him till dawn) [Beefy ]

Contributors: F, Beefy, skokes, Grayman, Ethetran, N, Q.
Poem finished: 10th December 2003 by Anon..