The Spoonbill Generator

Wanton Destruction Is Assured

Got any new poems to wreck? [eleanor]

Shall I toss in some random dreck? [Karin]

I could put them through the shredder [F]

Make them dead or yet deader [eleanor]

Got any new novels to trash? [F]

Shall I give the protagonist a hideous rash? [Karin]

Or kill him off in Chapter One? [F]

I think that sounds like lots of fun! [Karin]

Got any new plays to upstage? [eleanor]

Shall I include a full-blown rant on each page? [Karin]

Or have the actors speak in Urdu? [F]

What was that? I barely heard you! [N]

Got any new essays to kill? [F]

Shall I add some smut just to give a cheap thrill? [Karin]

I'll dispense with intro and content [eleanor]

In the bestseller list it won't make a dent [Karin]

Contributors: eleanor, Karin, F, N.
Poem finished: 10th December 2003 by Anon..