The Spoonbill Generator

Lament For The Unseen Cake

Who will come with me, who will come play? [Beefy ]

Who will sing an anthem, or dance an Écossais? [Roland]

Who will bring me funny fun, on this cold, wet day? [Kansas Sam]

Oh Cat in the Hat, come back! [Grayman]

Who will come with me to tropical shores [Beefy ]

Who will wear a weskit, who will sport plus-fours? [loaf]

Who will wear a mackintosh whenever it pours? [F]

Oh humble Good Captain Clack! [Roland]

Who will waltz with me, who will come dance? [eggos]

Who'll whisper sweet nothings in an accent from France? [Grayman]

Who will beg me most sweetly to pull down my pants? [F]

Oh Lord! Let him not lose the knack! [Beefy ]

Contributors: Beefy, Roland, Kansas Sam, Grayman, loaf, F, eggos.
Poem finished: 5th December 2003 by Anon..