The Spoonbill Generator

Increasingly Preposterous Homilies

The champagne glass lies shattered [N]

The shards will cut our feet [F]

As if really mattered [Roland]

When life has left you battered [F]

Inept and indiscreet [loaf]

The sobbing and the screaming [Beefy ]

Will cut me deeper still [Grayman]

Than splintered glass still gleaming [Beefy ]

And both the kids just beaming [loaf]

I need another pill [Beefy ]

Oh drat! - they've beat me to 'em [asdf]

I'll have to chug a beer [F]

To drown my state of ruin [N]

I'm thinking, should I sue 'em? [F]

Another lousy year [N]

Contributors: N, F, Roland, loaf, Beefy, Grayman, asdf.
Poem finished: 3rd December 2003 by Anon..