Hungry For Keys
Rowan is a wood that I can't eat
Marble, too, upsets my gut
But styrofoam's a tasty treat
Try it with a bolt and nut
Beowulf is an epic I can't read
It leaves me constipated
But Playboy's all the lit. I need
Nudity is so under-rated
Sabbath is a day I cannot bear
The rest of the week I'm naked
A-sitting in my captain's chair
And trying not to break it
Gibraltar is a stone that I can't pass
Not that I have ever tried
To force an island out my arse
It's better off inside
Contributors: | Apsley, N, F, Ventnor, Big Andy, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 1st December 2003 by Anon.. |