The Spoonbill Generator

Sold For Leather

It's time to shampoo my peruke [Anon.]

As the odour is making me puke [N]

Into the boots of the old duke [Apsley]

A limerick's longer than that! [N]

And so is the tail of my cat [loaf]

I see that this has just gone splat! [F]

It's time to forego all reply [loaf]

And offer several fish to fry [F]

While keeping one's weather-arm dry [loaf]

Contributors: Anon., N, Apsley, loaf, F.
Poem finished: 29th November 2003 by Anon..