The Spoonbill Generator

Phew! Poodles!

Beans, beans, the musical fruit [quasi]

They're guaranteed to cause a hoot [N]

But sucking on a ginger root [F]

Will add some spice to your next toot [Karin]

You'll play your sphincter like a flute [F]

Until your spouse gives you the boot [Karin]

Contributors: quasi, N, F, Karin.
Poem finished: 28th November 2003 by Anon..