The Frozen Meow
"I must remove that oil stain" muttered the piebald rat
Into the waiting ear-piece of a seven-year-old cat
"I will lick it up for you," the cat meowingly replied.
Little did the rat know, but the cunning pussy lied
She hadn't eaten dinner yet, and fancied after rodent meat
The rat was fat and seemed to Puss to be a tasty treat
But unbeknownst to either one, the rat was full of poison
He'd eaten fumigated berries (of the genus boysen)
Contributors: | Lobster, Apsley, F, N, Big Andy. |
Poem finished: | 23rd November 2003 by Anon.. |