The Spoonbill Generator

When shining shoes, you really must [F]

First remove all specks of dust [Padfoot]

Then after you have roundly cussed [F]

And put aside all thoughts of lust [Padfoot]

go out and earn a decent crust. [Big Andy]

When tying ties, you really should [Beefy ]

First remove your parka's hood [Ethetran]

then having soundly knocked on wood [Big Andy]

As hard as you believe you could [Grayman]

Go out and try to do some good [Beefy ]

When linking cuffs, you really might [Ethetran]

Make sure they are linked so tight [Irene Adler]

That filchers will not win the fight [Kansas Sam]

You must avoid that sort of plight [N]

Go and paint the town red tonight [Karin]