The Spoonbill Generator

Let's Ride Away And Begin Again Without Shame

Should one great leader cross the sea [Roland]

He'll walk in larger boots than me [Apsley]

And wear ten gallons on his head [Roland]

Though in a cauldon, made of lead [Apsley]

His oil reserves are neatly stowed [loaf]

And sometimes lead to being towed [Apsley]

Like toppling statues through Baghdad [Roland]

Where Prescott's latest jag's sad [Apsley]

To see him land a hearty blow [Anon.]

Upon the jaw of Saul Bellow [Apsley]

America's most potent son [Roland]

I never thought he'd be the one [Beefy ]

And yet his Empire knows no bounds [Roland]

His name from coast to coast resounds [Beefy ]

He'll steal the next election for Queen [Kansas Sam]

With all his policies so green [Roland]

That none will think to question why [TG]

The minions of the FBI [Roland]

May shoot to kill whome'er they please [Beefy ]

And bring the country to its knees [Roland]

And jailing, in sweet Freedom's name, [Beefy ]

The folk who do not think the same [Roland]

And lock them up, and toss their key [Kansas Sam]

Right into Lake Eternity [Apsley]

Contributors: Roland, Apsley, loaf, Beefy, Kansas Sam, TG.
Poem finished: 17th November 2003 by Anon..