The Spoonbill Generator

Pets Are Not What They Seem

If every dog and every cat [quasi]

Could drive a rocketship [F]

I'd build a lunar litterbox [quasi]

And chew toys for the trip [F]

If every fish and every mouse [quasi]

Could write an epic tome [smrtypnts]

I'd teach them how to googlewhack [quasi]

And write a spoonbill pome [F]

If every pig and every cow [Karin]

Could play a game of chess [quasi]

Then Farmer Jones would have to learn [F]

How to checkmate Bess [Karin(from Francine)]

Contributors: quasi, F, smrtypnts, Karin.
Poem finished: 15th November 2003 by Anon..