Pets Are Not What They Seem
If every dog and every cat
Could drive a rocketship
I'd build a lunar litterbox
And chew toys for the trip
If every fish and every mouse
Could write an epic tome
I'd teach them how to googlewhack
And write a spoonbill pome
If every pig and every cow
Could play a game of chess
Then Farmer Jones would have to learn
How to checkmate Bess
Contributors: | quasi, F, smrtypnts, Karin. |
Poem finished: | 15th November 2003 by Anon.. |