The Spoonbill Generator

Pickpockets, Rejoice!

Shall I invite you to a game of darts? [Apsley]

You shall - indeed you shall! [Kansas Sam]

In italics? With a note of urging? [Apsley]

Yes indeed,oh bearded pal! [loaf]

Strip poker, then. Interested, O swain? [Dassn't Say]

Oh, yes, indeed! Such fun! [F]

I'll mark the cards, you stack the deck [Kansas Sam]

Do you think I'll need my gun? [F]

At one-on-one shall each to each engage? [Beefy ]

Please, let's do - oh, please! [Kansas Sam]

If you can choose a ball, I'll pick the court [smrtypnts]

My lawyer disagrees... [Kansas Sam]

Shall we then at Twister play? [Big Andy]

Yes, let's entwine our limbs! [Beefy ]

But who will spin the spinner, then? [Irene ]

Whoever spilt the Pimm's [loaf]

Contributors: Apsley, Kansas Sam, loaf, Dassn't Say, F, Beefy, smrtypnts, Big Andy, Irene.
Poem finished: 15th November 2003 by Kansas Sam.