The Spoonbill Generator

Several Sporting Opportunities For Norwich

What makes a lively lunchtime [Roland]

Is a game of office cricket [Nym]

Using chairs for the pavilion [Roland]

The dustbin as the wicket [N]

The pencils, as spectators [Roland]

Cheering on the bowler [N]

Behind the dividing sight-screen [Apsley]

Sits the white-board score controller [N]

Sedition on the boundary [Roland]

A dropped catch gone for six - [Apsley]

The stapler and the cooler shout [Roland]

This batsman, he knows all the tricks [N]

At last, here comes the spinner [Beefy ]

The stress-ball leaves his hand [Ethetran]

Who'll date-stamp this delivery? [Beefy ]

Or will it slice the stumps? [Apsley]


Contributors: Roland, Nym, N, Apsley, Beefy, Ethetran.
Poem finished: 11th November 2003 by Anon..