The Spoonbill Generator

Cult Irregularities

The Underbelly Cult [Roland]

Leads me to pout and sulk [Apsley]

Offends my sober ways [loaf]

And therefore I shall skulk [Dassn't Say]

Below the silent line [loaf]

Hangs their battered bulk [asdf]

Drooping, in a daze [loaf]

That bloats out my hulk [Apsley]

I'm the Credible Sulk [Dassn't Say]

The Underbelly Clan [loaf]

Is what they tried to blame [Apsley]

For deviating rays [loaf]

That obscure my first name [Apsley]

And, cowering aside [loaf]

There is nothing like a dame [Anon.]

Sprawling on the baize [loaf]

Doing anything for fame [Ethetran]

I'm the Unholy Name [Dassn't Say]

The Underbelly Clique [Beefy ]

Embezzles all the pie it can [Ethetran]

To gorge and fill it's gut [Lobster]

For, lacking all Úlan [Roland]

It fills the passing time [Beefy ]

Crushing the divan [Kansas Sam]

Hoovering the mutt [loaf]

Watching a "Roseanne" [Kansas Sam]

Contributors: Roland, Apsley, loaf, Dassn't Say, asdf, Anon., Ethetran, Beefy, Lobster, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 10th November 2003 by Anon..