The Spoonbill Generator

My Painful Bass

Come an' listen to a story 'bout a man named Jake [Beefless]

Who once swallowed a whole trout down [Apsley]

He was far too shattered to swim the lake [loaf]

So he waterskied his butt to town [Dassn't Say]

He went to see old Doctor Gump [Ventnor]

An angler who'd won a few prizes [loaf]

A barbed hook he sewed onto Jake's right arm stump [Dassn't Say]

"To prevent self-abuse", he advises [Ventnor]

But self abuse was ever the way [keith c]

And good Jake still had one good left hand [Dassn't Say]

So, no matter what old Doctor Gump had to say, [Ethetran]

Jake continues with his one night stand [Beefy ]

Contributors: Beefless, Apsley, loaf, Dassn't Say, Ventnor, keith c, Ethetran, Beefy.
Poem finished: 10th November 2003 by Anon..