The Spoonbill Generator

My head is full of fish, I fear [Nym]

My arms are full of pigs [Francine]

My leg is filled with sand, oh dear [N]

I'm wearing several wigs. [Francine]

Yet children hug my Mickey suit [Kansas Sam]

My wife is dressed like Minnie [F]

My uncle James eats too much fruit [Lobster]

And dribbles down his pinny [Grayman]

My knees are made of artichokes [Ethetran]

My elbows made of peas [fester]

My ears are going up in smoke [Lobster]

I'm wearing lots of cheese [fester]

Yet children pull my long gray beard [Dassn't Say]

And knot it round their knees [loaf]

And even though they think I'm weird [Lobster]

I do just as I please [loaf]