The Spoonbill Generator

Weird Garden

Misanthropic canteloupes are plotting in the dark [Ventnor]

To drop the bomb on Ottawa purely for a lark [fester]

(Won't you take a ride on my blue raccoon?) [willh]

(He has it in his power to fly half-way to the moon.) [Francine]

Jingoistic artichokes are sharpening their leaves [Dassn't Say]

To stab the hearts of gardeners (darn vegetable thieves...) [Beefless]

(Won't you take a sip of my sour chablis?) [Francine]

(It goes quite well with sour brie) [Ventnor]

Contributors: Ventnor, fester, willh, Francine, Dassn't Say, Beefless.
Poem finished: 7th November 2003 by Anon..