The Spoonbill Generator


When you trim the hair away [quasi]

Your ears and nostrils look less grey [Kansas Sam]

Like Tony Blair, you'll look so fey [Francie]

We won't believe a word you say [fester]

If you choose to dye your hair [Ethetran]

You will not look more debonair [Grayman]

You'll be a false and feckless fop [Dassn't Say]

We'll know you are just lies up top [fester]

But if you choose to wear a rug [Karin]

You will resemble an ancient thug [Lobster]

Instead, please use this hairing drug [Kansas Sam]

And don't even dream of getting plugs! [Karin]

Contributors: quasi, Kansas Sam, Francie, fester, Ethetran, Grayman, Dassn't Say, Karin, Lobster.
Poem finished: 6th November 2003 by Anon..