The Spoonbill Generator

Kissable Landlords In Jeopardy

Kiss me quick and go [F]

They must not catch you here [Irene Adler]

Try not to stub your toe [Dassn't Say]

Or daub on my Vermeer [Apsley]

Hurry up and leave [Irene Adler]

I hear them on the stair [Apsley]

Try not be naive [loaf]

Or trap words in your hair [Apsley]

Hide the tell-tale stains [loaf]

Or they will find you out [Apsley]

Try not to clog the drains [Kansas Sam]

With excess sauerkraut [F]

Think, ere you return [loaf]

To their sublunar world, [Apsley]

Try not to steer your stern [loaf]

With your fascist flag unfurled [Apsley]

Contributors: F, Irene Adler, Dassn't Say, Apsley, loaf, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 2nd November 2003 by Anon..