The Spoonbill Generator

Yo-Ho-Ho, Piratical Barnacles

Avast me hearties! Haul away! [Ethetran]

And hoist the skull and 'bones! [Grayman]

And make the pirate's work your play! [Beefless]

And ravage all the crones! [F]

This cardboard box shall be our ship [Grayman]

We'll sail on stormy seas [F]

A cutlass held twixt tooth and lip [Grayman]

And plasters on our knees [Ethetran]

Avast me hearties! Trim the sail! [Grayman]

We'll cross the carpet yet! [Ethetran]

We'll crush the berber's loopy gail! [Kansas Sam]

And slash the parlor set [F]

This rug shall serve us as a plank [Grayman]

This cat shall be our bosun [F]

There's booty there in that fish tank [Padfoot]

We'll have to dip our nose in [F]

Avast me hearties! Splice the cap'n [Grayman]

To the mizenmast with string [Ethetran]

New adventures always happen [Grayman]

Let's have ourselves a fling! [F]

Contributors: Ethetran, Grayman, Beefless, F, Kansas Sam, Padfoot.
Poem finished: 1st November 2003 by Anon..