Yo-Ho-Ho, Piratical Barnacles
Avast me hearties! Haul away!
And hoist the skull and 'bones!
And make the pirate's work your play!
And ravage all the crones!
This cardboard box shall be our ship
We'll sail on stormy seas
A cutlass held twixt tooth and lip
And plasters on our knees
Avast me hearties! Trim the sail!
We'll cross the carpet yet!
We'll crush the berber's loopy gail!
And slash the parlor set
This rug shall serve us as a plank
This cat shall be our bosun
There's booty there in that fish tank
We'll have to dip our nose in
Avast me hearties! Splice the cap'n
To the mizenmast with string
New adventures always happen
Let's have ourselves a fling!
Contributors: | Ethetran, Grayman, Beefless, F, Kansas Sam, Padfoot. |
Poem finished: | 1st November 2003 by Anon.. |