Flame White Trash!
I went to bat for you so many times, and how have you repaid me?
You shaved my dog, unhinged my doors, then tried to cop a plea.
My dog was ashamed, my house got cold, then a cop tried to cop a feel of me.
You've been so bad, so very weird, I think I'll climb a tree.
I went to bat for you so many times, and yet you still deny it.
How often have I bought some meat and yet you would not fry it.
The bacon went untasted, and offal of diverse variety
Your denials engorged you with perverse satiety.
I went to bat for you so many times, and there simply sat.
You fed me lard and doughnuts until I got too fat
To fly on wires as Peter Pan, you awful horrid cad!
Why must you torment me like that Impaler, Vlad?
Contributors: | Karin, F, Grayman, Dassn't Say, Kansas Sam, Kevin Andrew Murphy. |
Poem finished: | 28th October 2003 by Karin. |