The Spoonbill Generator

Hairless of Sins

Her body glistened, hairless quite, [Apsley]

She'd shaved it in the dark of night [Kansas Sam]

To serve for me a sensual treat [Apsley]

She'd even scrubbed her dainty feet [F]

Her nose was yanked of ev'ry hair [Kansas Sam]

She looked quite shiny standing there. [Irene Adler]

Aloft I held the syrup tin [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

Prepared to launch a mortal sin [F]

Into orbit 'round the moon [Apsley]

And then do mad things with a loon [F]

But then I saw her tiny shoes [Kansas Sam]

Which really made me swear off booze [F]

Contributors: Apsley, Kansas Sam, F, Irene Adler, Kevin Andrew Murphy.
Poem finished: 26th October 2003 by Anon..