The Spoonbill Generator

Robert Faked Tough Choices

There was an old coot from Zimbabwe [F]

Who said: "This place really is drab; we [Beefy ]

Could paint it all white [Ibethby]

Then, each Friday night [Beefy ]

Claw back all the farms we can grab. We [loaf]

Could march on the streets of Harare [Beefy ]

We could drive a magenta Ferrari [Dassn't Say]

'So long as it's black' [Henry]

They won't dare attack [Beefy ]

Our sweet sacrificial safari [loaf]

Contributors: F, Beefy, Ibethby, loaf, Dassn't Say, Henry.
Poem finished: 23rd October 2003 by Beefy.