The Spoonbill Generator

Screaming for Revenge in the Afterlife

Something there is that doesn't love a fish [Kansas Sam]

An earthworm, squirming on a hook [F]

Impaled from stem to stern for the privilege of being devoured [Kansas Sam]

Yet such is Nature; 'twas She who wrote the book [F]

But who dares look? [Beefy ]

Would that a fish did not resemble Don Knotts [Kansas Sam]

Poor Aunt Bea, dreading Friday meals [F]

Required by ancient lore to steep herself in fish-guts to the armpits [Beefy ]

Such is tradition; most Eskimos eat seals [F]

But who eats eels? [Beefy ]

Contributors: Kansas Sam, F, Beefy.
Poem finished: 22nd October 2003 by Anon..