The Spoonbill Generator

Cooper's Atomic Dogmeal

Inside this barrel - don't you know? - [Apsley]

Part of my person is beginning to glow [loaf]

And, oh, you really don't want to know [F]

The four other things that Viagra will grow: [Kansas Sam]

Libido, guilt, nose, small left toe [F]

Outside the barrel - couldn't you guess? - [Beefy ]

My family was trying to intervene [F]

First, a small model in plasticene [Roland]

Was fashioned: could this really mean [Ethetran]

They're trying sacraments obscene [Beefy ]

Despite this barrel - can't you see? - [Apsley]

I'm having a ball. So, please, let me be [F]

They won't refund the entrance fee [Ethetran]

Ignoring every doleful plea [F]

So let's decamp - it's time for tea [Beefy ]

Contributors: Apsley, loaf, F, Kansas Sam, Beefy, Roland, Ethetran.
Poem finished: 22nd October 2003 by Anon..