The Spoonbill Generator

In Vicious Family Circles

Oh papa, look! A jolly bruin [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

I am so very pleased! [F]

Oh mama, you're a very ruin [loaf]

Alone and unappeased [Dassn't Say]

Oh sister, please shave your mustache [F]

Or else dispose of mine [loaf]

Oh brother, how to ditch this lust rash [Beefy ]

Oh Lord, scrub off this sin of mine [Dassn't Say]

Oh Jesus, I have promised [(trad)]

To serve Thee to the end [(trad)]

I've seen what Uncle Tom missed [Beefy ]

When he went round the bend [Roland]

Oh, Auntie Mame, what have I done [Irene Adler]

By trying to borrow and not lend? [Apsley]

Won't you have mercy on your wicked son? [(trad)]

In what way, Dad, did I offend? [F]

Contributors: Kevin Andrew Murphy, F, loaf, Dassn't Say, Beefy, (trad), Roland, Irene Adler, Apsley.
Poem finished: 21st October 2003 by loaf.