In Vicious Family Circles
Oh papa, look! A jolly bruin
I am so very pleased!
Oh mama, you're a very ruin
Alone and unappeased
Oh sister, please shave your mustache
Or else dispose of mine
Oh brother, how to ditch this lust rash
Oh Lord, scrub off this sin of mine
Oh Jesus, I have promised
To serve Thee to the end
I've seen what Uncle Tom missed
When he went round the bend
Oh, Auntie Mame, what have I done
By trying to borrow and not lend?
Won't you have mercy on your wicked son?
In what way, Dad, did I offend?
Contributors: | Kevin Andrew Murphy, F, loaf, Dassn't Say, Beefy, (trad), Roland, Irene Adler, Apsley. |
Poem finished: | 21st October 2003 by loaf. |