The Spoonbill Generator

The Pennyweight Sauce

A pennyweight of muskets scattered on the dock [Anon.]

And half a ton of hydrogen suspended from a crane [loaf]

A quarter of a hairsbreadth of pickles in my sock [Anon.]

And one for the little boy who lives down the lane. [Anon.]

A jugful of liebfraumilch dribbling down my chin [F]

A kilogram of gingernuts in my trouser pocket [Padfoot]

A lapful of squirming puppies isn't such a sin [F]

As those committed nightly by little Lucy Lockett [Beefy ]

An eggcupful of Jupiter strewn about the house [Ethetran]

A well of gravitation that stops me going out [Grayman]

A saucerful of moonlight on the whiskers of a mouse [Beefy ]

The milk of human kindness, what life is all about [Grayman]

Contributors: Anon., loaf, F, Padfoot, Beefy, Ethetran, Grayman.
Poem finished: 17th October 2003 by archaeopteryx.