Disaster and Cheek
'This watch you sold me for a pig -
I poked it 'til it bust
My pig would do an artful zig -
This watch began to rust
'The pig told better time than this -
He oft would oink the hour
The watch, unlike, is wont to miss
And stops whene'er I shower
'I think I'll repossess my boar
And give you back this trinket
The pig, at least, will play the whore
(You'd best not even think it)
Contributors: | Apsley, Roland, Kansas Sam, F, Beefy, Grayman. |
Poem finished: | 15th October 2003 by Beefy. |