Have Pickles, Everyone!
Pencilled eyebrows, shaven legs
Who did this to me in my sleep?
Foaming bottles, empty kegs
Who intoxicated my sheep?
Who has turned me into her?
It was ewe who stole my fur
Peppered chicken, salted chips
Who left this for me in the fridge?
Soggy pickles, moldy dips
All we eat when playing bridge
Intestinal effects profound
Contributors: | F, Ethetran, Grayman, Padfoot, Beefy, Kansas Sam. |
Poem finished: | 8th October 2003 by Anon.. |