The Spoonbill Generator

When flying on a jumbo jet [F]

I set to work, a tome to vet [Kansas Sam]

It was so immense [F]

My seat collapsed, and hence [Kansas Sam]

My syndrome became most tourette [F]

This twitch you see is mild, though, [Kansas Sam]

It gently vibrates to and fro [F]

But soon the room will quake [Kansas Sam]

You'll do a double-take [F]

Then under a table you'll go [Kansas Sam]

I hope you'll excuse my swearing [F]

It's just that shirt you're wearing [Grayman]

It's just so un-cool [F]

Go back to fashion school [Beefy ]

Your mien is overbearing [F]

I nurture my compulsive twitch [Grayman]

It balances my erstwhile itch [Beefy ]

The wound has nearly healed [Kansas Sam]

My demon I have peeled [F]

Ain't life an awful bitch [N]