Cheesecake Factory Tour
Cheer up, here's Mister Milk
And his friend, Mistress Cream
A nice pair of jugs, I declare
Such as passed your eyes in a dream
Now Cream's on top of Milk and Milk doth steam
Look out, here's Master Bread
And his chum, Missus Butter
They make such an exquisite pair
From the upper crust; what nutter
Set Madame Crumpet's heart a-flutter?
Eyes down, here's Mistress Malt
And her pal, Farmer Barley
A couple of swells, to be sure
Save the nasty bruise that Dali
Sustained upon his melted Harley
Contributors: | Padfoot, fester, Beefy, Roland, Dassn't Say, TG, F, loaf, Ethetran, Grayman. |
Poem finished: | 7th October 2003 by Anon.. |