The Spoonbill Generator

Cheesecake Factory Tour

Cheer up, here's Mister Milk [Padfoot]

And his friend, Mistress Cream [fester]

A nice pair of jugs, I declare [Beefy ]

Such as passed your eyes in a dream [Roland]

Now Cream's on top of Milk and Milk doth steam [Dassn't Say]

Look out, here's Master Bread [TG]

And his chum, Missus Butter [F]

They make such an exquisite pair [Beefy ]

From the upper crust; what nutter [loaf]

Set Madame Crumpet's heart a-flutter? [Ethetran]

Eyes down, here's Mistress Malt [Beefy ]

And her pal, Farmer Barley [Grayman]

A couple of swells, to be sure [Beefy ]

Save the nasty bruise that Dali [Roland]

Sustained upon his melted Harley [Grayman]

Contributors: Padfoot, fester, Beefy, Roland, Dassn't Say, TG, F, loaf, Ethetran, Grayman.
Poem finished: 7th October 2003 by Anon..