The Spoonbill Generator

Opinion Is Not A Occupation

If fish could scream [Kansas Sam]

Anglers would seem more obtuse [Ethetran]

If chairs could whinge [snood]

I for one wouldn't stand for it [Padfoot]

If bridges harboured doubts [snood]

The gullible would skate on thin ice [Kansas Sam]

If pawns were kings [Beefy ]

They could go backwards in any direction [Kansas Sam]

But if electrons were capable of dissent [snood]

They would "vote them dang protons right outta office!" [Kansas Sam]


Contributors: Kansas Sam, Ethetran, snood, Padfoot, Beefy, Anon..
Poem finished: 2nd October 2003.