The Spoonbill Generator

The Progenitors Served Them

When our pets outlive their use [Roland]

We'll just post them on E-Bay [F]

"Your bids for this outmoded goose [loaf]

Who looks like Tom DeLay?" [F]

Golden eggs not guaranteed [TG]

Would make a lovely Sunday roast [e]

And Lassies, when well-fricaseed, [Kansas Sam]

Are delicious served on toast [F]

When our wives stay on too long [quasi]

We'll run them through the shredder [F]

When they emerge, we'll sing a song [quasi]

And eat our bread and cheddar [F]

Golden age, you must agree [Beefy ]

(Though we miss their fancy cooking) [Ethetran]

For it leaves us fancy-free [Beefy ]

To chase the better-looking [Ethetran]

Contributors: Roland, F, loaf, TG, e, Kansas Sam, quasi, Beefy, Ethetran.
Poem finished: 29th September 2003.