My Puckered Times
Uncork the bottle and light a cigar
Let them both float down the river
Pluck out the feather and unlid the tar
Target the lungs and the liver
Show up when not wanted, darken a door
Knock it three times if you must
And practice real hard to be a stiff bore
Target the leering and lust
Sing in the bathtub and dance in the sink
Then twirl your fingers and toes
Go get a brush; paint the toilet seat pink
Target the wreath and the rose
Contributors: | F, Roland, Kansas Sam, Anon., TG, quasi. |
Poem finished: | 29th September 2003. |