A Simple Purveyor of Gaffes
Carpe diem, as they say
Have a carp or two each day
One for breakfast, one for lunch
But remember, as you munch,
What happend to the Queen Mum (twice)
It really wasn't very nice
Veni, vidi, vinci, then
As Caesar said, or was it Len?
I came to watch this game of conkers
Shining russet weaponry
"Alea jacta est," said he
The die is jacked - and so are we...
Contributors: | Ethetran, fester, Padfoot, Grayman, Beefy, snood. |
Poem finished: | 26th September 2003. |