The Spoonbill Generator

A Simple Purveyor of Gaffes

Carpe diem, as they say [Ethetran]

Have a carp or two each day [fester]

One for breakfast, one for lunch [Padfoot]

But remember, as you munch, [fester]

What happend to the Queen Mum (twice) [Padfoot]

It really wasn't very nice [Grayman]

Veni, vidi, vinci, then [Ethetran]

As Caesar said, or was it Len? [Beefy ]

I came to watch this game of conkers [Padfoot]

Shining russet weaponry [snood]

"Alea jacta est," said he [Ethetran]

The die is jacked - and so are we... [fester]

Contributors: Ethetran, fester, Padfoot, Grayman, Beefy, snood.
Poem finished: 26th September 2003.