The Spoonbill Generator

Lightning Ignites My Secret Beard

Precipitous whiskers [Roland]

Give a girl beard burn: no cure [Dassn't Say]

I must shave closer [Ethetran]

Or use a protective [Roland]

Plastic chin guard, strapped on well [Ethetran]

Perhaps a muzzle [Grayman]

Aloe vera helps [Padfoot]

Soothe the ravages of chin [Beardy]

When splashed all over [Padfoot]

Some men like stubble [Beefy ]

It looks good from a distance [Ethetran]

But sands only pine [Kansas Sam]

My wife hates stubble [Padfoot]

Mine insists I keep the beard [Beardy]

In a screw-top jar [Ethetran]

Walt Disney bans beards [Beardy]

So staff can be better kissers [Dassn't Say]

Mickey doesn't scratch. [ellie]

Contributors: Roland, Dassn't Say, Ethetran, Grayman, Padfoot, Beardy, Beefy, Kansas Sam, ellie.
Poem finished: 25th September 2003.