Lightning Ignites My Secret Beard
Precipitous whiskers
Give a girl beard burn: no cure
I must shave closer
Or use a protective
Plastic chin guard, strapped on well
Perhaps a muzzle
Aloe vera helps
Soothe the ravages of chin
When splashed all over
Some men like stubble
It looks good from a distance
But sands only pine
My wife hates stubble
Mine insists I keep the beard
In a screw-top jar
Walt Disney bans beards
So staff can be better kissers
Mickey doesn't scratch.
Contributors: | Roland, Dassn't Say, Ethetran, Grayman, Padfoot, Beardy, Beefy, Kansas Sam, ellie. |
Poem finished: | 25th September 2003. |